At least he wasn't cited for speeding

A man in Brisbane, Australia, was found sleeping in his motorized wheelchair in the middle of the highway and got busted for drunk driving.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gBPtjaLOT3l5Nn5VDyl0XDN0DhawD91FOEL03

One of the cops also noted that one can be arrested for drunk-driving a horse. We're not sure which of you needs to be intoxicated to fall under the statute, however.