Hillary Clinton told a crowd of Pennsylvania union workesr that, if elected, she will create three million new jobs. When asked how, she said, "Well, for example, my living room needs painting. There's one. And I need someone to walk my dog. That's two. Of course, I gess the painter could do that while the paint dries between the first and second coats, so it's really only a net gain of one job. Gosh. This is harder than I thought."
In other news, Barack Obama sucks at bowling. And the cable news channels felt compelled to dwell on it.
Will this election EVER be over?
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