So, this cop is out on patrol when he catches a guy in BMW speeding through tiny Salisbury, Connecticut. He pulls the guy over. Does the guy argue (1) Speeding? I wasn't speeding; (2) My spedometer's busted; (3) I was trying to outrun the alien overlords?
No.
Here's what he did argue: The Oreo cookie he was eating had fallen into his cup of milk. While trying to retrieve the treat, he lost control of the car.
The best part, the court clerk mistakenly put in the record he was charged with driving under the influence, not the real charges of driving with a suspended license and speeding.
You know those Oreo commercials where Grandpa is teaching his grandchild how to eat an Oreo cookie? In light of Oreo's new-found utility in criminal behavior, we think those commercials should be rewritten where, instead, Grandpa is driving the get-away car and grandson is in the passenger seat (properly buckled in, of course). Instead of eating the goo out of the cookie, Grandpa could teach junior how to shoot out the tires of the cops pursuing them. THEN, they could stop for a snack of Oreos and milk while they bond over the felonious activity.
OK, Oreo. I helped you out. I'll take the first shipment on my lifetime supply of free cookies right now.
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